Monday, April 22, 2013

Pre-Order House of Whorror!!!

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 Hey Arborciders!!! Welcome to the House of Whorror! My new, 275 page graphic novel will be debuting this year at Denver Comic Con this May/June. This book, the first of a planned (potential) trilogy, is a black comedy chronicling the first adventure of a quaint little whorehouse in Nevada, and the ladies (or should I say creatures) of the night who dwell within. I've been describing it as what one'd get if The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and Universal Monsters got married and had a baby who grew up to be a hilarious prostitute. This book has been two years in the making, and was in the planning process for two years before that. So essentially my entire cartooning career thus far has led to this. I'm very proud and pleased to have finally reached my destination.  Read it and you'll understand why.

 I realize that not everyone will be able to attend Denver Comic Con, and who can fucking blame you? Denver is essentially in the middle of fucking nowhere. Fear not, those of you outside this forlorn, smelly cowtown. You as well can get yourself a copy of this book as if you were here in person at the DCC! Behold! Pre-order now! Your book will be shipped to you on Friday, May 31st, which also happens to be the first day of Denver Comic Con. Order now and you'll also receive a free, limited edition House of Whorror Denver Comic Con print (while supplies last)! So what the fuck are you waiting for!

Pre-Order House of Whorror Book One: Fran's First Time
  $13.00
And holy shit, for the first time ever I've delved into the seedy, confusing world of digital! You can conversely order a digital copy of The House of Whorror! For only five bucks no less, because this technology is new and scary and I don't know what I'm doing, really. All orders will be shipped within 24 hours of purchase (meaning you can get your copy now), and will come with a personalized digital message for you to, you know, do whatever one does with such things. Be warned though: to extract this file you'll have to download a program called Pando, which doesn't cost anything, but may be a pain in the ass for the more sensitive computer types. So if this kind of thing chokes your chicken, hesitate not a moment longer!

 Order House of Whorror Book One: Fran's First Time 
Digital Copy
 $5.00

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