Saturday, March 26, 2011

Captain Conservative 045

PREVIOUSLY IN CAPTAIN CONSERVATIVE: Cap's long lost brother, Lieutenant Liberal, is "crashing" at Cap's house until he can "get back on his feet."

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HOLY SHIT NEW FUCKIN' BOOKS FOR SALE!!!

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Sure, you COULD wait 1/3 of a year to read the zany, brow-furrowing, boner-squashing adventures of the She-Ma'am Fella-Hatin' Sorority. But why wait? Stop being such a cheap bitch and buy a copy. You'll get four action-packed adventures all at once, one of which (Sequential Sally) will never, EVER be published online. Plus, this mini features my first ever color cover! What more incentive do you need?!

BUY THE FIRST ISSUE OF THE SHE-MA'AM FELLA-HATIN' SORORITY!
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AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT:
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I have three, and only three, first printing editions of DNR BOOK ONE: CONFESSIONS OF A GURNEY PUSHER left over from ECCC. Not only do these 250+ page first printings feature an introduction by the fantastic and generous Jeffrey Brown, but they also contain a slight glitch on page 129, which will be corrected in future editions. That means that if, by some fucking miracle, I manage to become successful in this horrible bitch goddess of an industry, it'll make these first printings somewhat collectible. So first come, first serve. Get 'em while they're available!

BUY DNR BOOK ONE: CONFESSIONS OF A GURNEY PUSHER
$18.00








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