Saturday, January 10, 2009

Junkie Monkey 020


For some reason lately every time I try to get my drink on I spend the next morning on the can shitting my proverbial (almost literal) guts out. I'll tell you, no one ever said life was fair, but why must it consistently be so fucking unfair? Just let me drink in peace, goddammit, you ... stupid fucking liver you.

Of course, this unfortunate digestive distress may be because I insist on buying the cheapest brand of vodka available (that being Takka Vodka for $8.99 a liter). Until I'm in the financial bracket that affords me to upgrade my brand of choice, I guess we'll never know, and I'll continue to suffer from exploding ass syndrome.

Oh the things we do for love.

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