Thursday, January 8, 2009

Captain Conservative 27


If I hadn't just worked my skinny white ass off for eight hours, typing in inconsequential insurance numbers for people with frivolous or morose health problems, I'd be capable of typing something and insightful here tonight. I wouldn't have to work if I had more money. I blame you people for that. Send me money right now or I'll never be witty again.

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