Saturday, November 1, 2008

TBMVADF - Mini-Comics

The Buy Mister V A Drink Foundation is no more!!!


The She-Ma'am Fella-Hatin' Sorority #1
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Spawned from Mister V's drug addled, Golden Age Comic saturated brain comes four old school heroines keepin' dat shit real in the modern era. Follow the adventures of Feminazi, Roswella, Jungle Jane, and Sequential Sally as they kick dick, take names, and represent like only fly ass bitches can!

Review of The She-Ma'am Fella Hatin' Sorority #1 via Optical Sloth.

$2.00






The She-Ma'am Fella Hatin' Sorority #2
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Claiming to be some of the best stories he's ever written (which, let's be honest, isn't saying much), this is Mister V's personal favorite collection of SMFHS insanity. Featuring Feminazi in "Jewkkaki," Roswella in "Space Lust," Jungle Jane in "Maalik the Persistent," and Sequential Sally in "Gettin' Published." Not to be missed, unless you're some sort of fucking prude!

$2.00





The She-Ma'am Fella Hatin' Sorority #3
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The most awesomest issue of SMFHS to date! Featuring Feminazi in Merv the Perv, Roswella in Space Aids, Jungle Jane in Lest Ye Be Killed, and Sequential Sally in Everyone's a Critic. This issue also features pinups by the astoundingly talented Jaimie Hashey (the creator of the infamous Buttrag Mag which you should check out RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!), and the lovely Missus V herself (which some of you may have already seen courtesy of The Denver Post).

So fucking get it now!

She-Ma'am Fella Hatin' Sorority #3
30 pages B&W
$2.00





The She-Ma'am Fella Hatin' Sorority #4

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After a few months hiatus which no one but me noticed, the Sorority is back and badder than ever!  The ladies pull out all the stops as Feminazi takes on anti-abortion zealots in Pro-Strife, Roswella finds love in all the wrong places in Beauty and the Beast, Jungle Jane teaches an age-old lesson to a good samaritan in The Nature of the Demoness, and Sequential Sally reaches for the upper echelon of cartooning in Awards.  This issue also features a free pullout pinup from the super-awesome and envy-inducing talented Leila Del Duca (leiladelduca.com)!

She-Ma'am Fella Hatin' Sorority #4
26 pages + 1 pinup, B&W


$2.00



The She-Ma'am Fella Hatin' Sorority #5
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Enter: Satanica, the newest member of the Sorority.  Read the first of her three part origin story in abject terror!  Who is she?!  What is she?!  Where is she?!  And so on!  Shameless nudity has never been so terrifying!  Also in this issue, Feminazi battles the repeal of the 19th amendment in Beware the Chauvinator, Roswella rendezvous with on heck of a space dud in Biff Bigelow: The Galaxy's Sexiest Space Stud, and Sequential Sally takes on a harsh critic in the no-hold's barred Queen of Comix!  This issue also includes the materials to make your very own Sequential Sally paper doll!  All that for the price of two fucking dollars!  Are you fucking nuts?!  How could you NOT get in on that?!  Give me your money!

She-Ma'am Fella Hatin' Sorority #5
$2.00


The She-Ma'am Fella Hatin' Sorority #6

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Holy crap you should see the art in this one! No foolin'! Purtier than a small town beauty queen, this one is! In this issue Satanica confronts her "murderer" in part two of her three part origin story, Feminazi battles a sexist news pundit in "Interview with the Enemy," Jungle Jane finds herself mysteriously transported to a bustling city highrise in "Urban Sprawl," and Sequential Sally meets her idol Lee "The Man" Stanley in "Meet Your Maker." The notion that you don't already own this comic should bring great shame to you and your family. Regain honor for only two measly bucks!

The She-Ma'am Fella Hatin' Sorority #6
$2.00



Mini-Comic #1
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Baby's First Arborcides - The debut mini that started a revolution! Arborcides insanity for the first time in tangible form, featuring all your favorite early strips, and a whole bunch of the ones you didn't like too! A must have!

$1.00






Mini-Comic #2: The Jehovah Issue
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The Jehovah Issue - Fearful of the end of the world? Well you won't be when you own this book! A helpful guide to how only a select few can get into the glorious kingdom up above, as told through your favorite Arborcides characters. No one gets into heaven without one! For the sake of your eternal soul, buy a copy now!

$1.00






Mini-Comic #3: The Pamphlet Issue
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Workers of the world unite! Arborcides mayhem continues as your favorite strips riot in the streets, mutilating the corpses of any innocent bystanders present in the name of the mighty working class. Own one or we'll break you legs in the name of the revolution!

$1.00






Mini-Comic #4: The Adult Directory Issue
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Alone? Horny? Looking for love? Let the horny, uninhibited ladies at Arborcides fulfill your every desire. They're so horny. So horny. Operators are standing by. All major credit cards accepted. Call now. We're waiting. (Mister V and affiliates are not responsible for any harm or venerial diseases contracted as a result of purchasing this book. For entertainment purposes only).

$1.00






Mini-Comic #5: The Unemployment Guide Issue
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Feeling useless? Run down? Tired of eating cat food and living in your cousin's mother's basement? Well get a fucking job, you unemployed sack of shit, and let the intelligence and gumption of the Arborcides gang help you do so! Packed full of helpful tips and insider secrets, this book is guaranteed to have you slavin' away for the man in no time (not an actual guarantee)!

$1.00







Mini-Comic #6: The Breakfast Issue
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What's more important than breakfast? Seriously? Did you suffer some sort of traumatic brain injury? COMICS are more important than breakfast, genius. And none more so than Arborcides mini-comic #6. Six hearty comic characters make for part of a balanced breakfast, and now with DR. Quick (as if that fucking meant something!) It's the most important meal of your sequential day!

$1.00






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Behold: the collected America's Next Top Arborcide issue!  Remember when I did that?  Remember?  I can barely remember too.  I'm lucky I remember where I park my car at the end of the day.  But look at this shit!  This issue features all the super-amazing awesome comics from that brutal five or so week event, plus many of your hilarious votes on the subject (as well as quite a few votes from established cartoonists who probably wish I hadn't included their emails and comments in here but whatever they said it and I printed it their words belong to ME now muahhahaha)!  And as if that weren't enough, you'll also find a whopping 9 comic strips that never made it online!  I know the cover says 8 but it's really 9!  I'm a goddamn cartoonist, not Stephen Hawking!  Math is hard!  Buy it already and get off my case!

Arborcides #8
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$1.00


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You know you love boobies!  Now's your chance to express your love!  Secure your own copy of Arborcides mini-comic #9, and let the entire world know of your strange, intense affection for the many pairs of what are essentially mutated sweat glands and the people they're attached to!  Boobies!

Arborcides #9

$1.00


Karl Marx's Guide to Public Transportation Etiquette
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Journey with the great lawgiver himself as he guides you through the do's and do not's of mass transportation! All the instruction one could possibly need for a competent trip in any of the government's demeaning modes of conveyance services! Informative, easy to understand, and fun for the whole fucking family!

$1.00






Karl Marx's Guide to Proper Panhandling Conduct
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The great lawgiver is back again, this time to school you poor, unwashed masses on the fine art of begging for money in the streets. Being a disgusting prolies' never been so profitable! Learn the tricks of the trade to fill your tattered pockets with cold, hard cash, as only a privledged German Jew like Marx's could empart! You'll be asleep under a park bench with a belly full of cheap gin in no time!

$1.oo






OH NO MR. ORANGE!
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Rendered in ear-splitting chime rhyme, weep with ignorant pity as you follow the horrific, Kelvinistic odyssey of Mr. Orange as he's indifferently kicked about along his quest to find the perfect home. Originally created as a toning exercize for his eyes only, Mister V got stoned as shit and decided to publish it anyway! Don't let that stop you from buying it! It's fucking awesome!

$1.00




Cooking with Mister V
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For years I've been threatening to make a mini-comic cookbook. I've finally followed through with all that postering! Seven (count 'em) recipes from the V family that'll kick your taste buds right in the nuts, including Miggity Mac 'n' Cheese, Three Prayers to the Buddha Burritos, and Spicy Chicken Chunks, plus so much more! Your stomach will hate you forever if you don't get this! It will!


Cooking with Mister V
20 or so pages, B&W
$1.00






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